Emma ([info]indoorfirework) wrote,
So has everybody heard of the new movie coming out, Snakes on a Plane? Do you know what it's about? No? here let me summarize what it's about....snakes on a plane.


OKAY! so sean decided to call american airlines asking if he could bring his snakes on a plane. What follows was one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time..but ya might of needed to be there.

A= american airlines
S= sean

A "How may I help you?"
S "yes I have a question regarding bringing pets on the plane. May I bring my snakes on the plane?"
A "No...no snakes."
S "ever? no snakes ever?"
A "Never."
S "Well they aren't poisonous."
A "It doesn't matter...snakes are not allowed on the plane."
S "Could I put them below in the cargo hold?"
A "I doubt it but I could give you a number to call."
S "Well see..the thing is I need to get to a snake handlers convention and last time I tried to use UPS....and the little guys didn't make it." (we all almost die of laughter, sean can't talk on the phone for a good 40 seconds.)
A "...well I suppose that's a risk you always take."
S "Well can I bring my lion on the plane?"
A "NO! Only cats and dogs are allowed on planes."
S "A lion's a cat."
A "Domestic cats and dogs."
S "Oh...well my snakes are tame. What if it was a seeing eye snake? See I'm trying to train my cobra to be a seeing eye snake...but it's not working out to well..."
A "I'm sorry....but no. Snakes are never allowed on the plane."
S "What if I bought a seat for my snake?"
A "No. I'm sorry sir, is there anything else I can help you with? I need to let you go now, thank you for calling american airlines."



We need to convince the cinema to have a midnight showing of snakes on a plane.

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[info]cornishvine

April 2 2006, 00:44:50 UTC 6 years ago

yeah. sean was showing off his "snake vagina" jacket to me at clayton's. so fabulous. snakes on a plane.

[info]dr_hadabath

April 2 2006, 07:18:55 UTC 6 years ago

i concur.

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